Three pastors discussed how they get rid of mice in the basement of their church.
The first Pastor said: “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything. Noise, spray, cats. Nothing seems to scare them away.”
The second Pastor then said: “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I’ve set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won’t go away.”
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said: “I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church … Haven’t seen one back since!”
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🤗🤗🤗🙏 leave two cats in the church, it will be eat up all. 🤗
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Those cats will get rid of them for sure. 🙂🙂
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🤗🤗
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Smiled 🙂
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Glad it made you smile. Sorry I missed the meeting again. After prayer this morning I went and sleep and woke up again after 12pm.
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Maybe next week 🙂
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Saturday is really a bad time for me because after early morning prayer at church I return to bed.
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What is a good time and day for you?
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I don’t want you to change your time for me. I will join you when I dont have prayer meeting in the morning.
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Ok
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Amen!
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Glad you enjoyed it.🙂
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😁
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Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Haha!! That’s cute!!
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Yes it is.🙂🙂
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Another fun laugh I can imagine that baptism
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Yes the bapism is crazy. 🙂🙂
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Hilarious! Another laugh out loud joke. Thanks for sharing and brightening my evening. 😃😁
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You are most welcome.🙂😃
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It made me laugh and smile. 😂😊Unfortunately, there is a lot of truth to that joke😉
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Yes there is. It is not about mice at all. 🙂
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