The Forgotten Minor Prophet

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A pastor was preaching on the Minor Prophets…all twelve of them in one sermon.

After two hours he was only half-way through his message. Everyone was getting restless and most had stopped paying attention.

After four hours, to everyone’s relief, he said “Finally…”.  It was almost over, they thought.

Then to their horror, the Pastor said, “Oh my, I forgot about Micah…what shall we do with Micah?”.

One old lady sitting right in front could take no more.

She stood up and said, “Hey, preacher! Micah can take my seat…I’m going home!”.

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17 responses to “The Forgotten Minor Prophet”

  1. Got a good laugh from this little sister 🙂

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    1. Sure glad you did.😃

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  2. 🤗 it ignite joy and I promptly laugh in the end .

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    1. I am glad you enjoyed reading this post. It is fun. 🙂

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  3. Lol. Humorous but there’s so much lesson to be learnt from the minor prophets too. I used to undermine them until recently when God opened my eyes to one of them — Jonah. I know there’s still more to be learnt. Thank you for sharing this post with us!

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    1. Those minor prophets are powerful prophets. I agree with you that we can learn a lot from them in our daily walk with God especially Jonah whose attitude is typical of the Church today.

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      1. Absolutely! I hope God opens our eyes to our wrongs and help us.

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      2. I pray that He will. We have to be mindful of others. 🙂

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  4. I don’t blame the old lady! 🤣😂🤣

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    1. Certainly I don’t also😅

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    2. Yes the lady is brave. It was full time to wrap up. 🙂

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  5. That’s a good one there, Beverley😊

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    1. Thank you, my friend. I will keep searching for more.

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      1. sure, we will be waiting for them too😊

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    1. Glad it made you laugh.

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