Marriage Advice From The Kids
The pastor of Bay Shore Community Church introduced his midweek study on marriage.
He asked the younger Sunday School kids to answer a series of questions about marriage.
The following are the questions and the children’s answers.
Q: When is the right age to marry?
A: Eighty-four. Because at that age you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other.
Q: Is it better to be single or married?
A: It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.
Q: How does love happen between a man and a woman?
A: I think you’re supposed to be shot with an arrow or something, but the rest isn’t supposed to be ao painful.
Q: What is falling in love like?
A: Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
Q: Why do married couples hold hands?
A: They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.
Q: How does a person learn to kiss?
A: You learn right on the spot when the ‘gooshy’ feelings get the best of you.
Q: How do you make love endure?
A: Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.
A: Be a good kisser. It makes your wife forget that you never take out the trash.
Joke is taken from the book The World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.