Marriage Advice From The Kids
The pastor of Bay Shore Community Church introduced his midweek study on marriage.
He asked the younger Sunday School kids to answer a series of questions about marriage.
The following are the questions and the children’s answers.
Q: When is the right age to marry?
A: Eighty-four. Because at that age you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other.
Q: Is it better to be single or married?
A: It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.

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Q: How does love happen between a man and a woman?
A: I think you’re supposed to be shot with an arrow or something, but the rest isn’t supposed to be ao painful.
Q: What is falling in love like?
A: Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
Q: Why do married couples hold hands?
A: They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.
Q: How does a person learn to kiss?
A: You learn right on the spot when the ‘gooshy’ feelings get the best of you.
Q: How do you make love endure?
A: Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.
A: Be a good kisser. It makes your wife forget that you never take out the trash.
Joke is taken from the book The World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.
Thanks for the smile sister (((Beverley))). Have a great weekend! β‘
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Thanks Beverley!
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You are welcome.They are very good. π
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LOL
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Great advice from the children π
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Thanks Beverley. It made me laugh even on a very sad day.
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Laughter is good. We need to do it more often. Enjoy your day.πβ€
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Thanks for the smiles and laughs at this one little sister π
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They are great advice. Innocent but true. Thanks for reading.
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Funny and true, loved it. The message behind it intact.
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Yes they are funny. Thanks for reading.
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Awww these are great. I think the first one is my favorite.
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Yes, it is my favoirite also. π Thanks for reading.
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Crazy, laugh-out-loud funny! π
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Great to know you enjoyed them. π. Thanks for sharing.
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Lolπ
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These are so cute! I love the age to marry. π
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It is the perfect age. The innocence of a child is a blessing. π
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Hahahhaha this is good! Kids. They are so awfully honest
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Yes they are. π. Thanks for reading.
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So cute!!!
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Yes, they are. π
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