How To Attract People To Your Church

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Would you like to get more people to visit your church?

Here are some great advertising phrases that you can put on the message board in front of the church.

  • Free trip to heaven. Details inside.

 

  • Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robins.

 

  • Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

 

  • Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up!

 

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  • If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

 

  • If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows for U-turns.

 

  • If you do not like the way you were born, try being born again.

 

  • Soul food serve here!

 

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  • Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday.

 

  • After two thousand years, we are still under the same management.

 

Jokes are taken from: The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.

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28 responses to “How To Attract People To Your Church”

  1. lilyofthevalley777 Avatar
    lilyofthevalley777

    Thanks for the giggles Beverley. We sure do need them, at least I do anyway. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Ά

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    1. Laughter is good. If you don’t laugh you will be constantly crying with all the things going on around us. Since this pandemic, it took me a while to shed the weight of concern and simply laugh. πŸ™‚. Have a great day.

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  2. Alive And Well Avatar

    The very last one was my favorite! Still under the same management!

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    1. Yes. I love that one tii. It speaks of stability and trust. That is who our God is. Have a blessed day.

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    1. Great ideas. πŸ™‚β€

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  3. Haha!! These are so clever!

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    1. Yes they are. We should use them sometimes.πŸ™‚ Enjoy your day.

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  4. Nice ones, Beverley! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

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    1. Thank you, Gersom. Have a blessed day.

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      1. Likewise, Beverley, GOD bless!

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  5. Lol! These are good!

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    1. Yes they are great. Glad you like them.πŸ™‚

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  6. I especially liked the one about Baskin Robbins!πŸ˜‚

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    1. Oh yes! That one is clever. It took me a while to get it though.πŸ™‚β€ Have a great day.

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  7. My favorite: If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd

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    1. Praise the Lord! The Shepherd is the best remedy to have a reatful sleep after you speak to Him. πŸ™‚. Thank you for sharing.

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      1. Amen! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ˜š

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  8. I love this!! I am going to repost!!

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    1. You are welcome to do so. Blessings.

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    1. Thank you. Blessings.

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  9. The soul food one will surely get peopleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Yes it will. I am surprise most churches don’t offer lunch after service

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  10. LOL, good ones! (Especially the first and last ones.)

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    1. Yes. They are great. πŸ™‚

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