How To Attract People To Your Church
Would you like to get more people to visit your church?
Here are some great advertising phrases that you can put on the message board in front of the church.

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- Free trip to heaven. Details inside.
- Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robins.
- Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
- Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up!

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- If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
- If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows for U-turns.
- If you do not like the way you were born, try being born again.
- Soul food serve here!

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- Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday.
- After two thousand years, we are still under the same management.
Jokes are taken from: The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.

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Thanks for the giggles Beverley. We sure do need them, at least I do anyway. ๐๐ถ
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Laughter is good. If you don’t laugh you will be constantly crying with all the things going on around us. Since this pandemic, it took me a while to shed the weight of concern and simply laugh. ๐. Have a great day.
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The very last one was my favorite! Still under the same management!
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Yes. I love that one tii. It speaks of stability and trust. That is who our God is. Have a blessed day.
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Very good!
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Great ideas. ๐โค
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Haha!! These are so clever!
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Yes they are. We should use them sometimes.๐ Enjoy your day.
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Nice ones, Beverley! ๐๐
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Thank you, Gersom. Have a blessed day.
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Likewise, Beverley, GOD bless!
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Lol! These are good!
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Yes they are great. Glad you like them.๐
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I especially liked the one about Baskin Robbins!๐
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Oh yes! That one is clever. It took me a while to get it though.๐โค Have a great day.
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My favorite: If you canโt sleep, donโt count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd
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Praise the Lord! The Shepherd is the best remedy to have a reatful sleep after you speak to Him. ๐. Thank you for sharing.
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Amen! ๐๐ฝ๐
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I love this!! I am going to repost!!
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You are welcome to do so. Blessings.
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lovely…vw
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Thank you. Blessings.
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The soul food one will surely get people๐๐
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Yes it will. I am surprise most churches don’t offer lunch after service
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true Temi
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LOL, good ones! (Especially the first and last ones.)
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Yes. They are great. ๐
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