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How To Attract People To Your Church

Would you like to get more people to visit your church?

Here are some great advertising phrases that you can put on the message board in front of the church.

  • Free trip to heaven. Details inside.

 

  • Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robins.

 

  • Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

 

  • Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up!

 

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  • If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

 

  • If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows for U-turns.

 

  • If you do not like the way you were born, try being born again.

 

  • Soul food serve here!

 

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  • Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday.

 

  • After two thousand years, we are still under the same management.

 

Jokes are taken from: The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.

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27 Comments »

    • Laughter is good. If you don’t laugh you will be constantly crying with all the things going on around us. Since this pandemic, it took me a while to shed the weight of concern and simply laugh. 🙂. Have a great day.

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