Getting Into Heaven

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How can you get into heaven?

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” a teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class.

“No!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again the answer was, “No!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

“You gotta be dead!”

via GIPHY

Joke taken from Readers Digest

 

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10 responses to “Getting Into Heaven”

  1. That’s a great answer!! 😀

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    1. Yes it is. Only a child could give you the true answer.

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  3. Lol….in a way he is right. Dead to self and Alive in Christ.

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  4. Love the responses of children 🙂

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    1. Yes, I do. Thet are so innocent.

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  5. Lol! Cute response!

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