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Getting Into Heaven

How can you get into heaven?

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” a teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class.

“No!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again the answer was, “No!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

“You gotta be dead!”

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Joke taken from Readers Digest

 

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