Getting Into Heaven
How can you get into heaven?
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” a teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class.
“No!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
“You gotta be dead!”
Joke taken from Readers Digest