Church Members

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Which type of church member are you?

1.Β  There are four classes of church members: the tired, the retire, the tiresome and the tireless.

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2.Β  Every church has three groups of members: the workers, the jerkers and the shirkers.

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3.Β  Some church members say, “Our Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.

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4.Β  It seems that some church members have been starched and ironed, but too few have been washed.

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Joke taken from The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller.

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18 responses to “Church Members”

    1. Thank you for reading.

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  1. lol! I met the guy in the first gif. He was the best dancer in his church.

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    1. Great! You have some tireless dancing people in church. I envy their energy. πŸ™‚

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  2. I am tagging you in the December Tag in my post Saturday Dec. 7th πŸ™‚

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    1. Okay. I will check it out.

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    1. I wonder what those letters stands for?

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      1. Laughing My Butt Off… πŸ˜‚

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      2. Okay. πŸ™‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. Wow good quotes especially this one: ” Some church members say, β€œOur Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.”

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    1. Although they meant for a good kaugh they are true. Blessings.

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  4. These are so funny because they’re so true!! πŸ˜‚

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