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Which type of church member are you?

1.  There are four classes of church members: the tired, the retire, the tiresome and the tireless.

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2.  Every church has three groups of members: the workers, the jerkers and the shirkers.

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3.  Some church members say, “Our Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.

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4.  It seems that some church members have been starched and ironed, but too few have been washed.

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Joke taken from The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller.

“Laughter is a bodily exercise, precious to health.” Aristotle

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