The End Is Near

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A local priest and a rabbi were fishing on the side of the road.

They thoughtfully made a sign saying, THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

They showed the sign to each passing motorist.

One person who drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

All of a sudden they heard a big splash.

They looked at each other and the priest said to the rabbi, “You think we should just put up a sign that says BRIDGE OUT instead?”πŸ˜ƒ

Joke taken from the book: “It Happened In The Church.” By Patti S. Webster.

 

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9 responses to “The End Is Near”

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    NoblemanWarrior

    Lol. Nice.

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    1. I am glad you enjoyed this post. A little humor is great. Thank you for visiting.

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        NoblemanWarrior

        Absolutely! Laughing is such a wonderful gift!

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      2. πŸ˜„Laughter is good for the soul and is health to the body.

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