The Most Helpful Book
Teacher: “What book has helped you the most in your life?”
Apples For Sale!
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.”
Do The Math!
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
The Broken Lamp
A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie’s house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
Becoming the Oil and the Wine 