Bulletin Bloopers
These messages were seen on churches’ notice board:
Stolen Pledges
The Deacon ran into the Pastor’s office and exclaimed excitedly,
Cops And Robbers
TIn an unprecedented display of quick thinking, local second graders Terrance McKinley and Jason Lawrence stopped an armed robbery last Saturday, October 31st.
The Only Way To Heaven
A man dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Becoming the Oil and the Wine 