The Best Excuse For Not Attending Church
“I never go to church,” boasted a wandering member. “Perhaps you have noticed that pastor?” “Yes, I have noticed that,” said the pastor. “Well, the reason I don’t go is because […]
More Fun Christmas Jokes
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas? Because they don’t want to give away their presence What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why […]
The Absolute Proof Of Santa’s Gender
And Other Fun Christmas Jokes How do you know that Sanat is a man? And: No woman wears the same outfit every year. Source: Holiday spots. What does Christmas has […]
The Best Christmas Present
Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas,” little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. “It’s the best present […]