A new Nun started working at an elderly home that is managed by an order of nuns.
She confided to the mother superior, a feisty little nun of 70, that she always felt uncomfortable giving the young female volunteers the obligatory lecture about the need to be careful around certain of the older male patients.
The mother superior volunteered to give it for her, and eventually reduced the new Nun thirty minutes of embarrassed rambling to a one-liner that has now become famous around the place.
“Girls,” she announced. “Just remember—old ain’t dead.”
Source: Reader’s Digest
Becoming the Oil and Wine 
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