Children are an heritage and a blessing. They will keep you on your toes and they will keep you smiling.

Kids are the best!

A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where “The Star-Spangled Banner” was sung before the start of each game.

Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation stood and sang “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

After everyone sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled, “PLAY BALL!”

 Source: It Happened In The Church by Patti S. Webster.

Mark’s favourite prayer

Seven-year-old Mark was overheard praying,

“Lord, If you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

Amen.

Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes. By Paul M. Miller

The ‘smart’ child

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!” –

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