Stolen Pledges

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The Deacon ran into the Pastor’s office and exclaimed excitedly,

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“Pastor, I have terrible news to report! Burglars must’ve broken in last night. They stole ninety thousand dollars worth of pledges.”

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8 responses to “Stolen Pledges”

  1. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
    WILL ANYONE REMEMBER? πŸ™‚

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    1. Thank you for the reblog

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  2. Love it πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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    1. Great πŸ‘ πŸ™‚

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  3. β€œThey stole ninety thousand dollars worth of pledges.”

    Because the promises were worth 90 thousand dollars? πŸ€”

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    1. The words are worth more than the cash. πŸ™‚

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      1. So are the requests.

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