Stolen Pledges
The Deacon ran into the Pastor’s office and exclaimed excitedly,

“Pastor, I have terrible news to report! Burglars must’ve broken in last night. They stole ninety thousand dollars worth of pledges.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.
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WILL ANYONE REMEMBER? π
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Thank you for the reblog
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Great π π
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βThey stole ninety thousand dollars worth of pledges.β
Because the promises were worth 90 thousand dollars? π€
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(Sorry) Why?
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The words are worth more than the cash. π
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So are the requests.
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