Ten Things Never Spoken In Church
People behave very holy when they are inside the church and there are some things that they will say in church.
The following are ten sentences never spoken in church.
- “Hey! It’s my turn to sit on the front pew!”
- I was so captivated by the sermon that I did not notice that it lasted for two hours.
- Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
- “I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Sunday School class.”
- “Let us pay our pastor a high salary so he could survive in this high economy.”
- “I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!”
- “Pastor, the church wants to send you on an all-expense paid vacation in the caribbean.”
- Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!
- “Let us extend the worship service a little longer today.”
Source: Adopted from Pastoralcare

Wonderful! Church would be much more effective if these were the things said and demonstrated!
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So true. I agree with you totally
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😊
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Humorous but if it were true what a wonderful impact on the church
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Yes, definitely so.
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I do believe #9 and maybe #10 has happened at least once or twice in my lifetime.
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We need to do those two more often. Thanks 😊
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The front pew is actually occupied at our current church but that is rare indeed!
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Most times the front pews are occupied by ministers. I prefer to sit at the back.
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These were thought provoking. And it would be a blessing if we heard these things.
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Indeed it would be. 🙂
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Thanks for the laughs. As a wife of a retired pastor, I would have loved to have heard #6. 🙂
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I am sure it would have been great. The pastors deserve a high salary
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