People behave very holy when they are inside the church and there are some things that they will say in church.
The following are ten sentences never spoken in church.
- “Hey! It’s my turn to sit on the front pew!”
- I was so captivated by the sermon that I did not notice that it lasted for two hours.
- Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
- “I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Sunday School class.”
- “Let us pay our pastor a high salary so he could survive in this high economy.”
- “I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!”
- “Pastor, the church wants to send you on an all-expense paid vacation in the caribbean.”
- Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!
- “Let us extend the worship service a little longer today.”
Source: Adopted from Pastoralcare
Becoming the Oil and Wine 
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