“It is better to laugh than to cry.”

Your mom did a lot of crying while she was raising you. So, let’s give her some laughter today.

Mothers hold many titles in the eyes of their children.

Let us look at some of them.

1) World’s Best Chef

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

2) Multilinguist

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

“See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

3) Comedian

Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!

Source: Scoutlife

4) The Money Machine (ATM)

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”
Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?”

5) Mother & Father

Kid: “What’s a man?”
Dad: “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”
Kid: “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

6) Teacher

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Jokes Source: Parade.com

7) Free Laborer

Definition for Mom: One person who does the work of 20. For free

Source: Reader’s Digest

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers. I pray that your day will be filled with laughter and sweet rest.