More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fosters.

Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome. We’ll take care of you.

 

Miss Charlelene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

 

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to conflict.

 

The sermon  this morning is ‘Jesus walks on the water.’ Tonight’s sermon is ‘Searcing for Jesus.’

 

Scouts are saving aluminum cans  bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Jokes taken from the book: World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes. Edited and compiled by Paul M. Miller.

 

 

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8 responses to “More Church Bulletin Bloopers”

  1. 😂 Did Jesus get lost while He was walking on the letter?

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    1. It appeared so. 😂

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  2. 😂😂😂

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    1. Thank you for responding.

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