Where Is Jesus?

1–2 minutes

The answer from the heart of a child.

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”

Joke taken from: Jokes4all.net

 

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9 responses to “Where Is Jesus?”

  1. Good one, I like the reference to big bang theory.

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    1. Yes. I like that also. He likes to bang on doors.

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  2. That’s pretty cute x-)

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂

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