The Three Hymns

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One Sunday at church a pastor told his congregation to consider giving extra money in the offering plate to cover the cost of a project.

The pastor told the congregation that whoever gave the most money would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering, the Pastor discovered that someone gave one thousand dollars.

The pastor was so happy he asked his congregation who placed the money in the plate to personally thank them.

A quiet and saintly elderly lady at the back shyly held up her hand.

The pastor told her to come to the front to pick out her three hymns.

The elderly lady’s eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed out three handsome men in the building and said,  “I’ll take him and him and him. ”

Joke taken from the book: “It Happened In The Church. ” By Patti S. Webster.

 

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11 responses to “The Three Hymns”

  1. google for “church bulletin bloopers” They had me howling with laughter

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    1. I will. Thank you. ☺

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    1. Yes it is. 😄

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  2. ah, ha ha ha….she must have been in heaven…vw

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