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Eight Hilarious Father’s Day Jokes That Dads Will Love

  1. Why didn’t dad want to swim with the sharks on Father’s Day?

Ans: It would cost him an arm and a leg.

    2. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?

    Ans: Because fathers are priceless.

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    3. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?

    Ans: Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

    4. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?

    Ans: He had no hands.

    Source: The pioneer woman

    5. I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

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    6. Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”

    7. When I was a kid, my Dad told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

    8. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
    I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

    Bonus joke from Willie Torres

    Why did the dad bring a Bible to the barbecue?
    Because he heard it was time to grill the Word! 😄🔥📖

    Source: Men’s health

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    Happy Father’s Day

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