- Why didn’t dad want to swim with the sharks on Father’s Day?
Ans: It would cost him an arm and a leg.
2. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?
Ans: Because fathers are priceless.
3. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?
Ans: Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
4. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?
Ans: He had no hands.
Source: The pioneer woman
5. I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
6. Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
7. When I was a kid, my Dad told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
8. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Bonus joke from Willie Torres
Why did the dad bring a Bible to the barbecue?
Because he heard it was time to grill the Word! 😄🔥📖
Source: Men’s health
Happy Father’s Day
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
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At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.” – Love it!
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LOL, yes that is a good one. Thank you for reading.
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Love the jokes. Parking fine lol
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So glad that you enjoyed it. 😊
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I always enjoy your joke posts. Thank you, Beverly.
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Thank you. I am glad that you enjoyed them.
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