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Heartwarming Mother’s Day Jokes for the Entire Family

 The definition of a Mom

A kid asks his dad, ‘What’s a man?’

The dad says, ‘A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.’

The kid says, ‘I hope one day I can be a man just like my mom!’

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The greatest daughter

1. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Mom: I don’t know, dear. You’d have to ask Grandma.

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Internet lovers

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

ANS: You spend too much time on the web.

The spicy food

What does it mean at Mother’s Day lunch when Mom says, ‘It’s spicy’?

Ans: ‘I don’t want to share.’

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Breakfast in bed

On Mother’s Day, a mom wakes up to the smell of pancakes cooking in the kitchen. She smiles and waits for her breakfast in bed.

After about 20 minutes, she gives up and goes downstairs, where her kids proudly announce: “Since it’s Mother’s Day, we’ve made our own breakfast!”

Text Abbreviations

A mom texts, ‘Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?’

He texts back, ‘I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.’

His mom texts him, ‘It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.’

Source: Netmums

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