The definition of a Mom
A kid asks his dad, ‘What’s a man?’
The dad says, ‘A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.’
The kid says, ‘I hope one day I can be a man just like my mom!’
The greatest daughter
1. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Mom: I don’t know, dear. You’d have to ask Grandma.
Internet lovers
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
ANS: You spend too much time on the web.
The spicy food
What does it mean at Mother’s Day lunch when Mom says, ‘It’s spicy’?
Ans: ‘I don’t want to share.’
Breakfast in bed
On Mother’s Day, a mom wakes up to the smell of pancakes cooking in the kitchen. She smiles and waits for her breakfast in bed.
After about 20 minutes, she gives up and goes downstairs, where her kids proudly announce: “Since it’s Mother’s Day, we’ve made our own breakfast!”
Text Abbreviations
A mom texts, ‘Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?’
He texts back, ‘I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.’
His mom texts him, ‘It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.’
Source: Netmums
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
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Thank you for the Friday afternoon chuckles, Tangie!
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So glad you enjoyed it, my friend.
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Ask your gradnmother lol
Happy Mothers Day little sister 🙂
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Thank you. Have a blessed day.
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These were too funny….
Why did the mother broom ask the baby broom to clean up?
Because it was time to go to sweep 😅
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Thanks for sharing 😊 Have a blessed day.
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Have a Happy Mother’s Day, Beverley! 💐Thanks for the laughs 😂
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You are welcome, Dawn. Happy Mother’s Day and enjoy your day
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Thanks, for the laughs! Happy Mother’s day! 🌺
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Thank you. Have a blessed Mother’s day
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Happy Mothers Day
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Thank you. Have a blessed day.
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God bless
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Such fun! Thank you
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You are welcome. Be blessed
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