Sleeping In Church

Pastor Riley was in the middle of his sermon when he noticed a man had fallen asleep with his head on his wife’s shoulder.
“Wake up your husband,” Pastor Riley snapped.
The wife smiled and replied, “You put him to sleep. You wake him up.”
Source: Stewardshipoflife
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In Army basic training soldiers will go to church because they know no one will wake them up. They might get a half hour of uninterrupted sleep. Sleep deprivation is hard.
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If that is the only way they can get some good sleep then that is great. God honors their heart. Thanks for sharing.
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Good one. Saw a joke pulled. This guy fell asleep in a small service, and everyone got up and left except for a friend who was in on the joke. When he waked up with a start, he looked around and asked, “What happened.” His friend, with an appropriately devastated look on his face said, “The Rapture happened, Man. And we missed it!”
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That was a good prank. I bet he believed. 😂 Have a great day.
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LOL
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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🙂🌺
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Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading.
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Thank you for sharing.
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LOL
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So glad that you enjoyed it.
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