Bert and Ernie are two Christian friendsΒ who lived good and healthy lifestyles.
They eventually died of old aged and went to heaven.
Walking along one of the golden streets and marveling at all the paradise around them, Ernie turns to Bert and says, “Wow! I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this.”

“Yeah,” says Bert, “And just think, if we hadn’t eaten all that oat bran, we could have gotten here ten years earlier.”
Source: Worldβs Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller





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