How Not To Pray

Beverley August 2, 2024 2 Comments

Most of us learned how to pray since they were a child but there are still many people who have not grasp the technique.

The following are some tips of how not to pray.

The congregation at a church were invited to a special study on prayer.

At the end of the course, the pastor invited the participants to write sentence prayers

Here are some of those prayers.

“Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details – beginning at 7:41:23 A.M.’ EST”

“Father, help me take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually not my fault.”

“God, help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.”

“Dear God, help me not to try to run everything. But if you need some help, feel free to ask me.”

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“Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me do it exactly right.”

“Heavenly Father, please help me take things more seriously, especially having a good time.”

“God, give me patience, and I mean right now!”

“Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)”

“Lord, keep me open to other people’s idea, wrong though they may be.”

“Dear God, help me to slowdownandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.”

Amen

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Published by Beverley

Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley

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