A daddy was listening to his child say her prayers. “Dear Harold…”
“Wait a minute, honey, how come you called God ‘Harold’?”
The little girl looked up and said,
“That’s what they call Him in church. You know the prayer that says, ‘Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be Thy name.'”
And then there was this particular four-year-old who prayed.
“And forgive us our trash basket as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
ย And finally, the realist: “Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me.
“Oh, yes, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to You, we’re gonna be in a big mess.”‘ Amen
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godโs Word. She believes that only Godโs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
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So precious & sweet ๐
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Very sweet
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Thanks for reading.
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๐ Nice share!
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Thank you. God bless you.
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Youโre welcome!
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I can envision a child praying like this. They are fun and precious to the Lord
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So true. Children are precious, and God hears their prayers.
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These are priceless. One you have also probably heard is a child who told his mother God’s name was Andy. When she asked him how he knew that he said they sang in church “And he walks with me, and he talks with me.”
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O yes! I have heard of that one. Children are precious ๐
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