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More Fun Christmas Jokes

Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?

Image by Jim Cooper from Pixabay

Because they don’t want to give away their presence

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

What do you call an old snowman?

Source: Disney @ disney/Giphy

Water.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

They drop all their needles.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

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Stick with me and we’ll go places. At a loss for words? 

Source: Reader’s Digest

Which athlete is warmest in winter? 

A long jumper!

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?

 Star-bucks!

Did you hear about the angry snowman?

It had a meltdown.

What kind of salad do they serve at the North Pole? 

Photo by Marianna OLE on Pexels.com

Iceberg lettuce.

What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? 

The letter Y.

Why do birds fly south for Christmas?

Source: Kawaiilal@tumblr.com/Giphy

It’s too far to walk.

What did the cop say when he saw a snowman stealing? 

Freeze!

Source: Today.com

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