The Preacher’s Sermon

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A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on.

Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,

“Mommy. if we give him money now, will he let us go?”

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15 responses to “The Preacher’s Sermon”

  1. Yes i did and you helped me smile again.

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    1. Glad you like it 😊

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    1. Wonderful child ❀

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  2. No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
    Matthew 6:24

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    1. So true. Thanks for sharing this powerful scripture.

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      1. Preaching in favor of own interests is the worst type of preaching.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it😊

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      1. It was hilarious!

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