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Church Attenders

People who attend church can be classified into several groups:

Pillars – Those who worship regularly, giving time and money.

Sticklers – Those who use the church for funerals, baptisms, and weddings.

Specials – Those who help and give occasionally for something that appeals to them.

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Annuals – Those who dress up for church only on Easter and Christmas.

Sponges – Those who take all the blessings and benefits, even the sacraments, but never give up anything themselves.

Scrappers – Those who only take offense and criticize.

Modified from: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

Which group are you in?

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