A colonel in the Army was in his office. A private knocked on his door.
Wanting to impress the private, the colonel picked up the phone and started talking while waving the private into his office.
The colonel stated, “yes Mr. President. I will get on this right away. You have the right man for the job. Thank you for thinking of me. By the way, give my best to the first lady” and hung up the phone.
The colonel then turned to the private in harsh tone, “What do you want!”
The private said, “Nothing sir. I am just here to fix the phone.”
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