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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awoke to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun came in to ask how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
“No health insurance,” the man replied weakly.
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun then asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I have only a spinster sister, and she’s a nun.”
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God,”
“Yes, that’s right!” said the patient, perking up. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Source: SOLI
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