A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables.

Some nice things catch his eye, and as he reaches for them, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.”
Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time, he sees a parrot. “Who are you?” the burglar asks. “Moses,” the bird replied.
“Who the heck would name a bird Moses?” the man laughed.
“I dunno,” Moses answered, “I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
Source: Readers Digest

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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine.
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Haha… thanks, Beverley. 😄
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You are welcome
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Glad you enjoyed it. How are you?
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I am well. God is on the throne of my heart. I am testifying to His goodness!
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Praise the Lord. He is faithful and ever merciful. Continue to depend on his mercy. Have a blessed week in the Lord. You are in my prayers.🙏🙏
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Lol
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Ha ha ha. Thanks for laugh Beverley. I needed it. It’s been a rough day. ♡
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I am so glad you enjoyed. Laughter tends to lighten a rough day. I pray it will get better. Have a holy and blessed day today.
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😂😂thanks for sharing!!
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You are welcome. 🙂
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😂 I had a good laugh, thanks for sharing.
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I am glad you did.🙂🙂
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Glad it put some smile in your day.🙂
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Funny!
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How are you?
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I am doing great. Thank God for His blessings.
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Amen?
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I mean “Amen! ”
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Clever! Have a wonderful Resurrection Sunday!
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Thank you. Same to you also
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Love this.
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Glad you did. Thanks for reading
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