In Miss Lilie’s kindergarten Sunday school class, she was teaching that everything in the world was created by God, including human beings.
Little Georgie was particularly interested in how Eve was created out of Adam’s rib.
Later in the week, the five-year-old’s mother found him lying down as though he was ill.
She asked him, “Georgie, what’s the matter?”
To which Georgie replied, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

Source: Th World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
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