How To Get A Wife
In Miss Lilie’s kindergarten Sunday school class, she was teaching that everything in the world was created by God, including human beings.
Little Georgie was particularly interested in how Eve was created out of Adam’s rib.
Later in the week, the five-year-old’s mother found him lying down as though he was ill.
She asked him, “Georgie, what’s the matter?”
To which Georgie replied, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Source: Th World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.