
A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the “uppity”.
A deacon spotted the man’s dirty clothes and became worried about the church’s image.
He went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, “I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church.”
The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer.
The next Sunday the man returned. The deacon asked, “Did you get a different answer?”
The man replied, “Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don’t want me in that church and the Lord said,
‘Don’t worry about it son; I’ve been trying to get into that church for years and haven’t made it yet.” (Courtesy of jokes4all.net)

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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
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By the way, I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award! You can see your nomination here: https://sixthsealministries.wordpress.com/2019/05/17/sunshine-blogger-award-2/
God bless!!
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Thank you Dee for the nomination. This is the third nomination I received. I am hoping to respond to them.
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You’re welcome! BTW, no participation is required. I just wanted to honor you!
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Thank you. Much appreciated.
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Love this Beverley
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I love it too. I am still smiling everytime I remember it. This story is so true and is happening to most of these churches.
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lol
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Laughter is good for the soul.
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Amen.
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Hallelujah🙌
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\o/:)
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I know the feeling!😎
I actually lived a version of that short story. Im sure a lot of church hurts come out of the same story. But this man took it like a champ!
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Oh yes he did! He gave it to them real good. ☺
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That’s pretty funny!
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Good one
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Thank you and blessings to you.
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