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Swatting Flies

The Pastor’s wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

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