The Best Exercise!
Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” via giphy.com That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning. (Rudy […]
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth; then they stopped for […]
Q: Is Google male or female?
via giphy.com A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Montgomery2004/laughfactory.com
When Siri Slips
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to […]