The Perfect Pastor #2
Are you still searching for the perfect pastor?
Several months ago I gave you a list of criteria for the perfect pastor and even suggested some great candidates.
If you missed it you can check it out here.
Qualifications of the perfect pastor
- The perfect pastor is able to preach on any subject for at least one hour. He is so good that he can talk for an hour without a subject.
2. You are the perfect pastor when little girls say the following about you.
When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor, her four-year-old daughter answered the door.
“Mom!” she yelled toward the living room. “God’s here, and he brought his girlfriend.” (Source #1-2 Readers Digest)
3. The perfect pastor always speak the truth.
4. The Perfect Pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church. He is 29 years old and has 40 years’ worth of experience. Above all, he is handsome.
5. The Perfect Pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers, and he spends most of his time with the senior citizens. He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his church. He makes 15 home visits a day and is always in his office to be handy when needed.
6. The perfect pastor knows the benefit of having a blog.
7. The Perfect Pastor always has time for church meetings and all of its committees, never missing the meeting of any church organization. And he is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.
8. The Perfect Pastor is always in the next town over. (Source #3-8 My Pastor.com)
The Pastors at The Vicarage gathered around your blog and had a really good laugh today.
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Oh great! Thank you for sharing with your fellow pastors. 🙂 Have a blessed weekend.
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There must have been a great impression the Pastor had made that gave the little girl that thought.
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Indeed, it was. 🙂
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😂😂i enjoyed reading this. Thank you!
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So glad you did. Bless you. 🙂
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My favorite is the one about his blog..lol.
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I love that one also. 🙂
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These are funny 😂
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Wonderful!🙂🙂
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All the best during this week of intense election and voting. I am praying for the USA. Keep safe in the Lord. 🙏🙏🙏
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Thank you very much! Prayers are much needed. 🙏
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Hilarious! Any perfect pastor with the perfect scripture face would be rolling over laughing as I am right now. Great job.
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I am sure they would. Blessings 🙂🙂
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Good ones lol
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Thank you and blessings.
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You are welcome!
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I like the cartoons in your post! There are no perfect pastors, no perfect people. There is only ONE perfect one, and that is our LORD JESUS CHRIST!
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Amen. Only one perfect God. I am glad that you enjoyed the post.
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