Sometimes simple typographical mistakes can be hilarious and help to put some fun in your day.

Here are some church bulletin bloopers to spice up your day.

What makes God sick?

As church secretary, I prepare the bulletin for each week’s services.

One Sunday morning, I heard snickering from the pews. Quickly grabbing the bulletin, I found the cause.

The sermon title for that day was: “What Makes God Sick: Pastor Joe Smith.”

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Love your enemies

Spotted on a church marquee: “Love your enemies; After all, You made them.”

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Forgiveness

Late for a seminar and unable to find parking, I pulled into a spot behind a church.

It was only after I’d gotten out of the car that I spotted this sign:

“No parking. Forgiveness is our business, but don’t make it harder than it already is.”

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“Whosever believes…..”

My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name.

But he soon regretted his decision to order office supplies over the phone.

When his stationery arrived, it bore the letterhead “That Nun Should Perish.”

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How to get in touch with God

Seen while passing by a church:

“Get in touch with God by knee mail.”

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Too blind to see

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say

“Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see.”

But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read

“Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blond to see.”

Source: Readers Digest

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Published by Beverley

Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley