Which type of church member are you?
1. There are four classes of church members: the tired, the retire, the tiresome and the tireless.
2. Every church has three groups of members: the workers, the jerkers and the shirkers.
3. Some church members say, “Our Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.
4. It seems that some church members have been starched and ironed, but too few have been washed.
Joke taken from The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller.