Which type of church member are you?
1. There are four classes of church members: the tired, the retire, the tiresome and the tireless.

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2. Every church has three groups of members: the workers, the jerkers and the shirkers.

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3. Some church members say, “Our Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.

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4. It seems that some church members have been starched and ironed, but too few have been washed.

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Joke taken from The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller.

“Laughter is a bodily exercise, precious to health.” Aristotle
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Thank you for reading.
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LOL!
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lol! I met the guy in the first gif. He was the best dancer in his church.
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Great! You have some tireless dancing people in church. I envy their energy. 🙂
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I am tagging you in the December Tag in my post Saturday Dec. 7th 🙂
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Okay. I will check it out.
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LMBO!
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I wonder what those letters stands for?
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Laughing My Butt Off… 😂
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Okay. 🙂😂
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Wow good quotes especially this one: ” Some church members say, “Our Father.” on Sunday, but during the rest of the week they act like orphans.”
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Although they meant for a good kaugh they are true. Blessings.
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*laugh
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Agreed!
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These are so funny because they’re so true!! 😂
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Yes they are.🙂
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