Good News And Bad News
The pastor of second Church stood before his congregation and announced,
“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.”
“The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!” The congregation groaned.
“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.” A cheer went up from the congregation.
“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller