Good News And Bad News
The pastor of second Church stood before his congregation and announced,
“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.”
“The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!” The congregation groaned.
“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.” A cheer went up from the congregation.
“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller
Published by Beverley
Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley
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Becoming the oil and wine
Becoming the Oil and Wine blog was founded in March 19th, 2014 by Beverley Doreen Wright in direct obedience to God to teach, encourage and uplift the people of God.
In 2011, she gave up all secular goals and desires to answer the call of God on her life. The mission of this blog is to prepare us to become pure and mature so that we can in turn help and heal those who are broken.
God has called us to become the oil and the wine. This is the place of total protection from the enemy. When we reach this place, like the Good Samaritan, we can then pour the oil and the wine on the wounds of those who have been robbed and abused by the enemy.