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Good News And Bad News

The pastor of second Church stood before his congregation and announced,

“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.”

“The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!” The congregation groaned.

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“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.”  A cheer went up from the congregation.

“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

 

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