Are You Ready For Your Mansion?
A rather stingy man died and went to heaven.
He was met at the front gate by St. Peter, who led him on a house tour down the golden streets.
They passed mansion after beautiful mansion until they came to the end of the street and stopped in front of a tiny shack without gold paving in front.
“And here is where you will be living, sir,” Peter announced.
“Me live here?” the stingy man yelled. “How come?”
Peter replied, “I did the best I could with the money you sent us.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller