Timmy had been misbehaving in children’s church and was isolated from other children for time-out.
After awhile he emerged and informed his teacher that he had thought it over and then prayed about it.
“Fine,” said his pleased teacher. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.”
“Oh, I didn’t ask him that,” said Timmy, “I asked Him to help you put up with me.”