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Church Attenders

People who attend church can be classified into several groups:

Pillars – Worship regularly, giving time and money.

Leaners – Use the church for funerals, baptisms, and weddings.

Specials – Help and give occasionally for something that appeals to them.

 

Annuals – Dress up for Easter and Christmas.

Sponges – Take all the blessings and benefits, even the sacraments, but never give up anything themselves.

Scrappers – Take offense and criticize.

Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

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