People who attend church can be classified into several groups:
Pillars – Worship regularly, giving time and money.
Leaners – Use the church for funerals, baptisms, and weddings.
Specials – Help and give occasionally for something that appeals to them.
Annuals – Dress up for Easter and Christmas.
Sponges – Take all the blessings and benefits, even the sacraments, but never give up anything themselves.
Scrappers – Take offense and criticize.
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller