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The Disadvantage Of Eating Healthy

Bert and Ernie are two Christians who have lived very good and healthy lives. They died and arrived in heaven.

Walking along one of the golden streets and marveling at all the paradise around them, Ernie turns to Bert and says, “Wow! I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this.”

“Yeah,” says Bert, “And just think, if we hadn’t eaten all that oat bran, we could have gotten here ten years earlier.”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

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