Bert and Ernie are two Christians who have lived very good and healthy lives. They died and arrived in heaven.
Walking along one of the golden streets and marveling at all the paradise around them, Ernie turns to Bert and says, “Wow! I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this.”

“Yeah,” says Bert, “And just think, if we hadn’t eaten all that oat bran, we could have gotten here ten years earlier.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
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