These messages were seen on churches’ notice board:
Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.
Berthe Belch, a missionary from Africa, will speak tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Reine.
Come tonight and hear Berthe Belch all the way from Africa.
The sermon topic for tonight is ‘What is hell?’ Come early and listen to the choir warm up.
Weight watchers will meet at 7:00 PM at First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller