Supernatural Job Description
St. Michael’s By The Estuary was getting organized.
They had written a mission statement, designed a flow chart, and the office was now working on job descriptions.
The following is the first draft.
Is able to leap tall building in a single bound;
Is more powerful than a locomotive;
Is faster than speeding bullet; walks on water
Walks on water;
Gives policies to God.
Is able to leap short buildings in a single bound;
Is as powerful as a switch engine;
Walks on water it the sea is calm;
Talks with God.
Lifts buildings to walk under them;
Walks on water if she knows where the rocks are;
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth;
When God speaks, she says, “May I ask who’s calling?”
Source: Wold’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.