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Supernatural Job Description

St. Michael’s By The Estuary was getting organized. 

They had written a mission statement, designed a flow chart, and the office was now working on job descriptions.

The following is the first draft.

Senior Pastor

Is able to leap tall building in a single bound;

Is more powerful than a locomotive;

Is faster than speeding bullet; walks on water

Walks on water;

Gives policies to God.

Associate Pastor

Is able to leap short buildings in a single bound;

Is as powerful as a switch engine;

Walks on water it the sea is calm;

Talks with God.

Church Secretary

Lifts buildings to walk under them;

Walks on water if she knows where the rocks are;

Catches speeding bullets in her teeth;

When God speaks, she says, “May I ask who’s calling?”

Source: Wold’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.

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