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New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

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I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.

I will become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak.

Spend more time at work.

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